Lombardi Catch

What is Lombardi Catch?

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.

"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"

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