Lombardi Slap

What is Lombardi Slap?

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

Zymurgic

1. adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation" "Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it..

A Looney

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Transeretic

1. 1. adj. used by females to describe a noun (usually a person) that is hot, as in sexually attractive, essentially insinuating that said ..

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