Lombardi Slap

What is Lombardi Slap?

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

I Ate It

1. used to answer someone when they are looking for something, whether you don't know where it is, you ACTUALLY ate it, or if you feel..

W.w.t.d.

1. What Would Tyra Do. As in Tyra Banks. Kind of like W.W.J.D. but with pizzaz. Tyra loves to talk about herself and explain how she does t..

2.7

1. noun, countable also 2.7 inches the average adult flaccid penis length of Korean descent Suck my 2.7 weapon! A nuclear rod! See Abaj..

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