Lombardi Slap

What is Lombardi Slap?

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

Receptability

1. How well you are willing to recieve a person You have not shown your receptability so i shall turn you away See lionel, love, matt..

Light Shifter

1. Someone who looks good in certain lighting. Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter. See timmay..

Stallionism

1. Ones likeness to a stallion. A dominant stud or adult hourse. Loser: Why do you wear clothes from Express? You're so gay! Cool..

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