Lombardi Slap

What is Lombardi Slap?

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

Caught Jacking Off

1. When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya. Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP) Dad: Hey son, could I...

Zylaf

1. Zylaf another word for fat fattyor fatacus "Hey look at that chick shes freakin zylaf" See fat, skinny, big, small, wide..

Hsd

1. High Sex Drive. Normally owned by males who masturbate to much. Can end in death of their girlfriend. Unless the girl has it too... B..

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