Lombardy

What is Lombardy?

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A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???

Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

See dick slap, foreplay, tim, joke, slap
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