What is L.o.m.p.?
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Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.
"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
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When you are teabagging someone and you place your balls on their nostrils.
HAHAHA, he gave Mike the Golf Tee
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this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
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Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.
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