What is L.o.m.p.?
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Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.
"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
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Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
See also newted, pissedand As nissed as a pewt
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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded beard..
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The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
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