What is Lomp?
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A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.
When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!
See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.
"Dude, did you see Davon's fake pics? LOMP!"
"LOMPemon, gotta catch 'em all!"
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LOMP is an acronym for "lots of moving parts" It can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.
Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.
Dude, you go jogging with the original iPod? That thing is LOMP, I'm surprised its hasn't broken.
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verb, To dress in women's undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the rectum while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.
It was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.
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To dress in women's undergarmets sticking foreign objects into the rectum while standing on a mirror.
"I think my husband was lomping again, I see footprints on the mirror and my panties are torn."
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A verb for space hopping (ie on a space hopper)
I lomped down to the park
