What is Lomummery?
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A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.
Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."
Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"
Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"
Male 2: "Niceeee one"
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