London, Ontario

What is London, Ontario?


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London is a city of about 360 000. It is situated in the heart of south-western Ontario. The downtown area is currently undergoing a major re-juvination. City Hall has put a lot of money into the new John Labatt Centre, to host the London Knights OHL hockey games. They also invested in a new public library which was voted the best in Ontario. London is a great place to live, and raise children. Just don't go down Buley St, Cascade St, or anywhere near Ontario St if you're not prepared to protect yourself. London is the friggin best city in all of Ontario.

Go Knights (and Leafs) Go!!!

See The Police

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The shittiest shithole in Ontario

London is the place you don't want to go

We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.

We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.

If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish

Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.

But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.

We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)

We have a terrible bus system

We have a high ass tax rate

And a generally shitty set of leaders.

Who wants directions to london, ontario?

london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.

See uwo, toronto, eoa


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