London Syndrome

What is London Syndrome?


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Two words: Tea addiction.

-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.

-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?

-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!

-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.

There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...

-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.

See drinking, tea, coffee, addiction, alcohol


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