What is Londonmet?
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"Hip" abbreviation of "London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.
I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The Socialist Worker"...
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An erection that tempts a female to get jiggy on it.
Linda: Did you see that guy's member?
Kris: I sure did. It was eroclicious..
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A phrased used by What's Her Face in Issue 8 of the Teen Girl Squad. Can be used on peaceful message boards, like the one at Snope..
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1. to put off or delay
2. to leave things as they are; to not
change or disturb a situation.
1. I paid huge interest on the phone..
