What is Londonmet?
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"Hip" abbreviation of "London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.
I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The Socialist Worker"...
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one who spends way too much time and money at the mall and/or other retail stores
My friend Jen is a total shopping whore, she's a..
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One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.
"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."..
