What is Lone Ranger?
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A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.
Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
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Alias JOHN REID. A former Texas Ranger falsely convicted of a crime he didn't commit, now roams the Wild West righting wrongs (for FREE) and leaving a Silver Bullet as a souvenir for those whom he has helped. He is aided by his trusty friend Tonto (a native American). The Lone Ranger's horse is a pure white stallion named "Silver". And Tonto has a patchy looking horse named "Scout".
John Reid in a GrandUncle of Brit Reid, The Green Hornet.
"Okay, uh, I'm new at this, but, uh, I'm The Lone Ranger, I enjoy listening to Bob Seger, and, for some reason, werewolves never bother me. I'm kind of shy and cautious. I admit I am wearing a mask right now, but, if things start looking like they might get serious, I guess I could take it off."
"I hope you don't mind Tonto, or the horses, they are ALWAYS with me. I hope that won't be a problem. Do you like 3in1? Tonto and Silver and I use that a lot. Just ask Scout! Just kidding, I mean, it's not like he's Mr. Ed or something! "Mr. ED", is that term politically incorrect now? Sorry if it is. Well, I hope you write back soon. And PLEASE feed the pigeon, okay?
TLR
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3.
The person at the bank who arranges loans.
We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.
4.
a boner you get while standing up
Oh my gah, that girl is hot. OOOPS, a lone ranger.
5.
A police officer alone.
He's coming up to the car. What are we gonna do?
He's just a Lone Ranger; I'll WAIST him!
What seems to be the problem here guys?
Hi, we're from the Uniform Belt Company. If you have a few spare moments, I'd like to show you some of our fine quality belts in our Law Enforcement line...
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6.
Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.
Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!
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7.
a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.
"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"
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