Lone Star Card

What is Lone Star Card?


1.

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

See food stamps, ebt, welfare, mooch, mexican


99

Random Words:

1. A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed o..
1. The Rat of the Chinese Zodiac in the manga & anime Fruits Basket. When he is hugged by a member of the opposite sex, he turns into ..
1. When something is so pleasurably shocking you jizz in your pants. When Leonard Neemoy turned around in the cave in the new Star Trek I ..