Lone Star Card

What is Lone Star Card?


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Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

See food stamps, ebt, welfare, mooch, mexican


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