Lonely Boner

What is Lonely Boner?

"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.

My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.

See virgin, boner, abstinence, jew

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