Lonely Viking

What is Lonely Viking?


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The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

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