Lonely Viking

What is Lonely Viking?


1.

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

See viking, sexy, lonely, amazing, conquest


0

Random Words:

1. when the person riding in the passenger seat gives the driver what is commonly refered to as a bj Man last night Tim gave me the highwa..
1. One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic. Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock! See irish, luck of the irish, h..
1. A conbinations of Herpies, Gonorrhea, siphilous, and aids Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual. you kissed who..