Lonesome George

What is Lonesome George?


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The final stage of the touching cloth process, when the lonely tortoise 'George', sticks his head out of his shell to say hello.

Tom: Luke you alright mate? you dont look so good.

Luke: nah Lonesome George is saying hello and it fucking hurts...Shit i think im blacking out

See shit, tortoise, luke, tom, wombles


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