Long Cocked

What is Long Cocked?

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

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