What is Long Distance Fucking?
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Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
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semen, specifically from a human
Jake told Bertha too drop that nasty protein shake a suck up some of his hog butter...
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Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.
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1. To be engaged in a verbal assault on either a 16 year old female or a complete idiot who does not know they are being fucking pwned.
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