What is Long Distance Fucking?
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Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
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When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
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