Long Distance Fucking

What is Long Distance Fucking?

1.

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.

Me: You look tired.

Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.

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