Long Distance Piss

What is Long Distance Piss?


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When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)


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