What is Long Distance Piss?
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When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.
I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)
Random Words:
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1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.
The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends ..
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when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead
I gave that bitch a zulu hammer last night.
See black, zulu, hammer, ..
