What is Long Distance Piss?
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When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.
I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)
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the act of producing the sticky opaic "man seed" which come from a hard rod
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Amount of time spent on the computer, usually to indicate geekiness.
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