What is Long Distance Piss?
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When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.
I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)
Random Words:
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1) The evil opposite twin of Monkeypants; To argue what someone says as fact.
That guy is such a VinnieBagel.
Dude...You soooo Vinnie..
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Improper use of the much maligned correct Muahahaha. Often used with much gusto in place of actual intelligence.
Please see Muahahaha...
