Long Dong

What is Long Dong?

1.

a huge penis........

usually black

i have a long dong

2.

A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff

Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.

3.

Brown long bed truck, Usually a GMC or a Chevy Work truck.

Look, brit drives a long dong.

See long dong, extended cab, dong
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