What is Long Dong?
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a huge penis........
usually black
i have a long dong
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A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff
Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
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Brown long bed truck, Usually a GMC or a Chevy Work truck.
Look, brit drives a long dong.
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someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was..
