What is Long Island Shoehorn?
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When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
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