What is Long Island Shoehorn?
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When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
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Random Words:
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An alchoholic.
*From grog, the old British Naval word for rum*
Look at him, he's a turning into a right old grog monster...
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Someone who is a cock and a bastard or someone who was born without a cock... A good insult... Similar to the word fucktard
"You f..
