Long Island Shoehorn

What is Long Island Shoehorn?

1.

When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.

I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.

See jizz, cum, shoes, ejaculate, foot
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