What is Long Island Shoehorn?
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When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
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Used to describe how gothic one is. Can also be used to describe the aura of Goth, much like 'The Force'
I am at one with my ..
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1. Warts attained while jigging at the disco; Buttwarts
2. a song by the Giraffes
1. You: Get away from me giirrrll, I see yo got them..
