What is Long Island Shoehorn?
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When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
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One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.
" That was so lame you gabble..
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A Badass bumpersticker, discribing someone who is a pussy crusher
Stevie:Dude alex look.
Alex: wut.
Stevie:At the back of that car.
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