What is Long Island Wire Transfer?


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The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hellaearly in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

See long island, li, east coast, california, sleep


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