What is Long John?
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
2.
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
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a phrase used to express confusion
origins: young african american women
"who baby dat?"(said in sassy tone while trying to ..
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to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon ..
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