What is Long John?
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
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penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
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