What is Long John?
1.
Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
2.
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
Random Words:
1.
A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.
My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.
See boob, tit..
1.
Another saying for a mullet. 10 percent in the front, 90 percent in the back.
"Can You tell me how to get into the Ten-Ninety club..
