What is Long John?
1.
Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
2.
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
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A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER
"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."
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One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.
"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before ..