Long John

What is Long John?


1.

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

2.

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

3.

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts


27

Random Words:

1. the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending. "john went to the toilet ..
1. An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed b..
1. Something or someone that is gross, narst, buck-fuckin-nasty, or all of the above. Holy shit did you see her muffin tops? Yeah, they we..