What is Long John?
1.
Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
2.
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
Random Words:
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Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.
yo jizz fingers catch the ball
See jizz, finge..
1.
the greatest thing ever in life to happen to you. Ever.
Dude 1: how was the bachelor party?
Dude 2: it was chucktacular. i got 4 free ..
