Long John

What is Long John?

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

penis of extraordinary length

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A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

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