What is Long John?
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
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penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
3.
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
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an extremely, almost sickly cute couple that everyone looks at and says 'awww, aren't they sweet!' and then almost vomits..
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When you're fucking some chick in the ass and she takes a shit. Then bust a nut on the shit.
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