Long Rider Edit Meaning

1. Any one who uses his or her ass to confine charcoal in order to prevent people from stealing it. My charcoal is in my lumpass, you cant..

1. A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness. Example Michael's sister's pan..

1. A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering..