What is Long Sack?
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A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.
Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."
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