Long Schlong

What is Long Schlong?

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Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-lingin that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

See schlong, king ding-a-ling, large penis, big dick, well hung
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