Long Softy

What is Long Softy?

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

Blumpkin Con Queso

1. Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting dome while taking a dump- however with a very important twist... Once in the process of get..

The Hour Is Upon Us

1. When the shit goes down. Today Russia decided to lob 35 million nukes at the United States. The hour is upon us. See armageddon..

Dragon-claw

1. when to go for fisting the ass open your hand in the anus to resemble a dragon claw and twist or spin your hand around in the anus then ..

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