Long Softy

What is Long Softy?

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

Hemorrhage

1. 1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle. His company ..

Brandy

1. that act of being supa fly shit son, you sure are brandy. See brandy, fly, ballin, supa, brandi 2. A type of alcohol, usually 80 pro..

Disadorable

1. (Adj.) a thing or person that is not adorable in anyway shape or form Omg dat shirt is so disadorable, why did you buy it? See ugly, ..

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