Long Softy

What is Long Softy?

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

Shittly

1. To do something with poor skill. Dude 1-Did you eat those burgers? Dude 2-Yea they were cooked mad shittly. See shitty, shit, crappy,..

Zombie Vibrator

1. A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used. Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf ..

Zombieczar

1. Intoxicated while on the internet. "Last night I was Zombieczar!" See LG..

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