Long Softy

What is Long Softy?

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

Koo-koo-ka-choo-ka-koo-koo-ka-choo

1. 1. A term of endearment, often expressed by members of mop-top haired boy bands, but rarely publicly. Often said moments before orgasm. ..

Boker

1. someone who looks like boke (vomit) Janice: I think your a boker. Alister: Well I think your a bitch, with a big nose. See boke, boke..

Lumber Jack Off

1. a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the ..

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