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When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.
Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate..
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A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?
mike: cause the douche-bag..
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When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.
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