Longarming

What is Longarming?


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The act of a gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. This act is only considered as Longarming if the gentleman in question is making a 'karate chop' shape with his hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.

Dude, I was doing some mad severe longarming with Ronald last night. I was reaching around in there like when Timothy Dalton is groping in the log holes in Flash Gordon.

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