Longcat

What is Longcat?


1.

A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.

longcat is LOOOOOOONG

See /b/, 4chan, shortcat, long, long cat

2.

An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.

-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?

Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)

Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT

See longcat, tacgnol, 4chan, /b/, meme

3.

Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female catholden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.

Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.

Longcat is long!

Shortcat is short!

Dumbass is dumb!

Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!

See long, cat, tacgnol, caturday, willy

4.

Holds no sway of the power of wide dog.

Longcat is LONG

Widedog is WIDE.

See wide, dog, long, cat, widedog, longcat


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