Longcock

What is Longcock?

One is longcocked when he has his girlfriend or object of his affection spirited away by someone who might be perceived as more virile.

Longcocked again! You are such a Nancyboy!

Hamjelly

1. A 700 pound naked fat woman. If you see one, it will burn out your eyes. Look at her! Its a hamjelly!..

Zilch

1. Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip. Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?..

Jayzer

1. A mans erect cock usually wet and slippery I watch out my window as little children get off the school bus every day and stroke my rock..

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