Longest

What is Longest?


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a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'

"wow, that woman is the longest woman ive ever seen"

"yep, much longer than me"


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