Longhorned

What is Longhorned?

1.

To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.

Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"

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