What is Longhorned?
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To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.
Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"
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No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who..
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1.Horny Person,Aged 80-89.
2.Eight-Armed eager Sex-Toy.
3.Eight-Armed Sax Player.
Jumping on an OctoHornarian?..Hell no, I don't..
