What is Longinus?
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lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
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The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth"..
