What is Longinus?
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lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
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the act of slyly swingging one's hips towards the head of a female whilst administering cunnilingus and flipping said female on top..