What is Longinus?
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lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
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An overweight bitchwho likes to party and get sloppy over all the dudes. Can be heard from 4-6 miles away, weather permitting.
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what you get after getting your fingers moist in a girls vag.
Payney contracted severe stink knuck after finger banging marge last nigh..
