What is Longinus?
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lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
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adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick
Man, that little asian ..
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Having a heavy to obese person sit on your face and produce flatulence accessing a turtle head while you scream upwards to make him/her ..
