What is Long-legged Pissed Off Puerto Rican?
1.
A person who broke into Tourettes Guy's truck in his famous "Bob Saget" episode.
*talking to the police*
Tourettes Guy: yes, it was about 10 minutes ago, guy tried to break into my truck.
Police: can you describe what he looks like?
Tourettes Guy: yes, hes a long-legged pissed off puerto rican!
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