What is Longmont?
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Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.
"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis
Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed
Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!
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A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."
I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.
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Random Words:
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A fast internet connection, T1 or better.
Man, he has some omlette speed going there..
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The sounds made by Raiden in Mortal Kombat I during his flying attack. Can be used in
a shorted version of zim or zimmed.
The guy was..
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Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.
Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah..
