Longmont

What is Longmont?


1.

Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory

"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed

Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont

Girl 2: How was it?

Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!

See dick, phallic, huge, large, CX

2.

A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."

I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.

See longmont, colorado, bdc


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