Longoria

What is Longoria?


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A longoria is a beautiful girl inside and out. They are very intelligent and has a hot body with a great personality which boys usually have orgasms when they first see her.

Damn I wish i was an LONGORIA!! Boys just run away from me and tell me to go fuck myself in the corner!!

See sexy, fine, hot, cute, pretty

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A person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything.

You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria!

See longoria, fatass, lazy, homosexual, corps whore


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