What is Longoria?
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A longoria is a beautiful girl inside and out. They are very intelligent and has a hot body with a great personality which boys usually have orgasms when they first see her.
Damn I wish i was an LONGORIA!! Boys just run away from me and tell me to go fuck myself in the corner!!
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A person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything.
You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria!
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a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared.
zit bitchass: yo i need more pimp..
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A mid morning break invented by the Disability Employment Network.
Would you like a scone to go with your morning tea?
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