Longtown

What is Longtown?


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Small border town near Carlisle, UK. Secure and remote environment, perfect for its main purpose, the breeding of the volotile scummy inbred retarted clan of alcohol abusants commonly known as chavs, who think they are as hard as Southern and big-city chavs. There not. There pathetic.

Notably, Longtown houses the largest sheep market in Europe, git up! And Lochinvar School, but that's nowt to be shout about.

Twisted Scientist- "Hey do you know where i can breed my twisted weakling creations undisturbed?"

Normal person- "Yer, just dump them in Longtown. They'll interbreed like flies in horseshit."

See carlisle, northern, cumbria, scum, nowt, chavs


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