What is Longwood?
1.
Longwood.....the school for those of us that don't care enough about football to go to Tech, aren't stuck up enough to go to UVA, won't spend the 200 hours a week of studying needed to go to William and Mary, aren't gangster enough for ODU, aren't quite slutty enough for Radford and are too lazy to leave the state.
borrowed from a fellow Longwood student who borrowed it from someone else :-D
You went to Longwood?
Yes, I hate to study...
2.
a highschool on long island
that owns pat-med at everything.
Everyone's poor but thinks they're not.
Fights on request.
Annual bombscares
exploding toilets
and many girls with eating disorders.
but they do have nice hair.
the guys look like girls
and make fun of the ones who don't
and vice versa
every girl, is stuckup in SOME way.
for the most part.
the teachers don't know what they are teaching
and the principal changes more often than my underwear.
Rory: "Yo. longwood highschool
owned us afootball "
Sherif: "OF COURSE WE DID"
Mike R: "PWNT, NOOBS"
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3.
equal to a boner, long wood.
"dude, that girl gave me some longwood"
4.
A fusion of two East Coast Hoods and a rap group of the same name. They hustle out of the East Coast city, Tha Dirty 'Swich. Chosen 1, DJ Gatblasta, E$, and FunkMasta Flow are the hardcore founding members of the gang. Their self-titled album hits stores soon.
Steve: Can I be in Longwood?
Longwood: Fuck no! Try F-Troop or some bitch-ass crew.
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5.
Longwood-A neighborhood in Florida, the best place to live. Home of the "Longwood Group".
We're moving to Longwood, I can't wait.
