Lonk

What is Lonk?


1.

Typographical error that means 'Link'

It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.

House for a hunfred bucks!

lonk

See link, psu, lonk

2.

v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?

Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.

Dude 1: Why?

Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!

Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

See shit, orgasm, poop, cream, spooge

3.

A descriptive word used to call cool people.

Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!

Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!

See lonk, lonker, lonking, cool, ace, wicked

4.

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'

M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!

J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.

See lolz, lonk, hp, pie

5.

A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL

ttp://somewhere

ww.somewhere

lonk

See link, lonk, url, vieralt, www


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