Lontey

What is Lontey?


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Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."

"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"

"Lontey..love..Chunk!"

"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"

"Chocolaaate.."

"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"

"Chocolaaate.."

"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"

"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"

"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."

"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*

"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*

"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."

"Chooocolaaate.."

*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*


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