Lonzie

What is Lonzie?

a girl with an extremely loose vagina, mainly caused by constant pounding and penetration. Also associated with purple pussy syndrome.

Guy: hey have u ever been with a lonzie?

Other guy: no way man, them bitches cant cook.

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