Loo Bite

What is Loo Bite?


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(Primarily British)

A line that forms around ones buttocks and thighs after lengthy spells on the loo due to pressure against the toilet seat.

Adam: Steve. Will you still butt fuckme even if I have loo bite, or should I massage it off with some cream first?

Steve: Loo bite, shmoo bite! Hand me the condoms and lube!

See loo, butt, toilet, shitter, john, ass mark, toilet stamp


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