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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! ..
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Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.
I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat...
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Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.
My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..