Looger

What is Looger?


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The term used to describe the detritus left on a toilet seat after a shit-log glances the rim of the seat during its descent into the pan. Based on USA high-diver Greg Louganis’s mishap in which he clipped his head on a springboard during a diving heat in the 1988 Seoul Olymics. An unusually careless act of lavatorial hygiene, it is commonly caused by either releasing a stool from a partially standing position or by situating the anus too far back on the toilet seat.

On entering the bathroom after Sir Cecil, I was stupefied to see he'd left a looger behind on the seat.

See skidmark, asstracks, funge, spodge


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