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The best local band in the Dallas area. The music is pure sex.
Person at the door: "Who are you here to see?"
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The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
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Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. G..