Looking For A Job

What is Looking For A Job?

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When someone smokes the cannabisall day, drinks beerand gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friendsor roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

See stoned, high, job, fired, roommate, cannabis, captain crunch, berries
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