What is Loomah Valoomah?
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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
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Any concoction of alcohol used to make a person's attitude less than likeable and or annoying.
Ol girl had some "O.E." a..
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1. similar to "hakuna matata"
2. go with the flow
one day at tha bank i heard two black dudes talkin....
guy 1: wassup mayn..