What is Loomah Valoomah?
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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
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1. Something or someone that goes beyond all boundaries or comprehension.
2. Something or someone that can not be mentioned.
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The same as one of the definitions of "on lock", to be totally in control of a situation.
I got that shit locked down, brothe..
