What is Loomah Valoomah?
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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
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A wonderful place to be where you can let all your dreams, fantasies, even sick perversions come true, no matter who you are.
Creepyboy..
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Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.
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