Loomah Valoomah

What is Loomah Valoomah?


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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.

"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."

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