What is Loomah Valoomah?
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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
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Tomfoolery by an uncle Tom. Or buying something expensive when your means do not justify such a purchase.
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