What is Loomah Valoomah?
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A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
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Winning at multiple tasks, schemes, games, etc. at once,
Matt won the bet he placed on the game, won the money prize in poker while wat..
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somthing said following an idiotic comment.
someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"
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