Loomster

What is Loomster?


1.

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

2.

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

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