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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
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A more pleasent version of the American term "rape". To be used to help sexually seduce a person of the opposite sex.
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(n) The process of systematically replacing standard office stationary with quills and parchment.
"I'm sick of this bloody qu..