Looper

What is Looper?


1.

A term for a golf caddie.

Jimmy's a solid looper- he's been a caddie for 6 years.

See caddie, jock, noonan, caddy, bagger

2.

A caddy. In golf, a person hired to carry a player's clubs, find the ball, etc. Outside of golf, a person who runs errands, does odd jobs, etc.

From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."

Since the intern was not busy, I paid him $20 to be my looper for the day. He picked up my dry cleaning, washed my car and filed all my reports.

See caddy, jock, caddyshack, intern, golf

3.

an act of oral sex givin to a man while he is in the bathroom, deficating

man #1: Anne gave me an amazing looper last night

man #2: Yeah, I heard shes good at those

See oral, gross, fun, amazing

4.

A Scottish indie pop/electronica band formed in the late 90s by Stuart David, the former base player of Belle and Sebastian.

If you like Belle and Sebastian, you should probably also check out Looper.

See belle and sebastian

5.

People that once cruised Business Loop 70 in Columbia Missouri in their automobile during the sixties, seventies, and early eighties. Loopers could be identified in action by the muscle cars they drove, and later by the mullets they wore. In normal social circles, they could be picked out when the words "header" or "holley carb" became the focus of conversation. Loopers were known to exist on a diet the primarily consisted of Dairy Queen, or Mugs Up chili dogs. Loopers are largely extinct, with few of the muscle cars still in service, but mostly existing as objects obscured by grass and weeds. As for the mullets, some things never change.

Passenger A: "Hey, check out that looper next to us."

Passenger B: "He is listening to Deep Purple."

Passenger A: "Is that a chick with him?"

Passenger B: "It's hard to tell, the hairdo is the same and they are both wearing flannel shirts and chewing skoal."

**the light changes and the looper squeals away from the light leaving our observers behind.

Sarcastically:

"Like..WOW...he just totally smoked your Ford Fiesta man.. He's so cool..."

See columbia, missouri, looper, mullet, muscle car, header, dairy queen

6.

The act in which a woman's vagina is eaten out. Can also be known as a Rim Job.

Nick gave Mary a great looper after prom! And Keith gave Sarah one in the next room over.


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