Loos And Death

What is Loos And Death?


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What happens when you do the following all in one day:

1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.

2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.

3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.

4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.

5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.

6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.

7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.

Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.


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